The (almost) Happy Birthday to Zero thread!

Our illustrious founder and leader, little Zero chan, is 17 on the 22nd, and we must all give the most mirth to his celebration!

Now, I'll be the first to admit that I like to think of myself as Zero's primary antagonist, however that doesn't mean I can't celebrate his birthday!

*Starts to wrap a brand new car for Zero's birthday*

*Zero pokes his head out of his hiding hole in anticipation of his 17th b-day.* I'm excited! *Makes a list of things he has to do as soon as he is done all his hmwk for the next 6 Business days*

*Wraps the bomb for the car too*

It's going to be ever so much fun...

*Tinkers around with a detonator-like device.*

Yeah. Can't wait!

N-Not that button, Mars!

*The bomb explodes*

Looks like I'm blasting off again!

Yay! I have +9000 Luck stat, I'm super-deduper-omega-ultimate-lucky!

*Returns, slightly Char'd and makes a banner*

Well, since today happens to be the twenty second of April in the year of two thousand and nine, that would make it the seventeenth reccurence of Zero's survival.

So let's all have a big party!

*Puts on his best frock*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

*zero walks in and blasts power metal (dragonforce) music*

Any cake left?

Happy Belated Birthday.

Hope you had a good one.

*Mars knows that he is noticeably late to the party. Still, he puts the sandwiches and Pepsi on the table and begins to mingle.*

one big Alfajore instead of a cake, we got like... 3/4 of it left >_>

Sweet!

*Grabs a piece of Alfajore and sits down to eat it.*

Wha?

Only three people including...

*Pops a hat on zero that reads 'Birthday Boy'*

The Birthday Boy turned up for this?

For shame, 00Another community, severe innovation points will be deducted!

I think a lot of out members are inactive already cause they have work/school issues. good thing we really didn't start anything yet huh? ^.^"

I'll volunteer to punish any women who have missed this event.

*Burning Inner Nosebleed*

I'll sacrifice myself for the team! ;^;

Mu wrote:I'll volunteer to punish any women who have missed this event.

*Burning Inner Nosebleed*

I'll sacrifice myself for the team! ;^;

Shouldn't you be punishing yourself in that dress?


Oh, I know it's a few days late, but Happy Birthday Mr Zero.

Thanks Fon-kun.

Errr... The only being punished will be you Mu-chan. *Brings out the Mjolnir which Zero bought from Thor*

You see the problem with you continued violence, Zero, is that...

*Kira sama zooms by in the Freedom and disarms Zero*

He likes to do that sort of thing... ^^

EDIT: Merged this topic with the other Birthday one in Announcements.

?! WTF?! Kira you SOB! I helped Lacus heal you for this?! Geez, what and @$$.

Kira doesn't like it when people fight, it could have been worse, he could have used his finishing move;

*Throw the gun at your face*

Luckily, he must like you some.


*Is hit in the face by a random firearm*